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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
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