Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"