i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?