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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city

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(204): some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city http://tfl.nu/k6ti

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She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous

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(204): She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous http://tfl.nu/ntwa

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When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?

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When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?

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I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...

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(204): When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends? (1-204): When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why? (204): I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well... http://tfl.nu/o1jd

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My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash

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(204): My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash http://tfl.nu/m3vz

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you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"

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(204): you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun" http://tfl.nu/u1ro

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I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"

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you are both the best and worst wingman ever.

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(204): I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?" (1-204): you are both the best and worst wingman ever. http://tfl.nu/2hl0

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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.

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(204): New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us. http://tfl.nu/chty

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He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.

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(204): He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina. http://tfl.nu/1ygc

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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.

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(204): The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume. http://tfl.nu/wyb3

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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.

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(204): Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever. http://tfl.nu/wklp

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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.

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(204): you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested. http://tfl.nu/msf1

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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.

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(204): Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. http://tfl.nu/nzfy

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I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.

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(204): I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom. http://tfl.nu/0i9y

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You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.

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(204): You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head. http://tfl.nu/a92s

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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?

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(204): Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard? http://tfl.nu/3z7i

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