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  some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city

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  She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous

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  When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?

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  When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?

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  I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...

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  My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash

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  you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"

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  I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"

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  you are both the best and worst wingman ever.

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  New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.

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  He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.

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  The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.

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  Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.

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  you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.

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  Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.

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  I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.

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  You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.

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