This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...