She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on