I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?