protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.