My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?