so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...