Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!