Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (931)

Last Night in Tennessee (931)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough http://tfl.nu/s0pj

Replies (4) Good night (394) Bad night (994) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA http://tfl.nu/dpqi

Replies (5) Good night (298) Bad night (977) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers http://tfl.nu/gzzm

Replies (8) Good night (2572) Bad night (966) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by. http://tfl.nu/75ga

Replies (14) Good night (5031) Bad night (952)
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011? http://tfl.nu/cw71

Replies (15) Good night (3672) Bad night (938) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.

(1-931): View more from Tennessee

Wtf? What happened?

(931): View more from Tennessee

Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other. (1-931): Wtf? What happened? (931): Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home. http://tfl.nu/q0zo

Replies (42) Good night (17430) Bad night (898)
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood http://tfl.nu/n403

Replies (20) Good night (3757) Bad night (896) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man. http://tfl.nu/ct9i

Replies (31) Good night (6823) Bad night (880) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance. http://tfl.nu/zsaz

Replies (2) Good night (1916) Bad night (874) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING http://tfl.nu/7m50

Replies (27) Good night (3902) Bad night (836) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s. http://tfl.nu/244n

Replies (12) Good night (2838) Bad night (816) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex. http://tfl.nu/b52l

Replies (10) Good night (2628) Bad night (796) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse! http://tfl.nu/2usg

Replies (2) Good night (1968) Bad night (790) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life. http://tfl.nu/ajpd

Replies (9) Good night (5042) Bad night (776) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(931): View more from Tennessee

Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(931): Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril http://tfl.nu/vmx1

Replies (9) Good night (207) Bad night (771) Order T-Shirt

Last Night in Tennessee (931)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: