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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
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