Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?