There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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Enjoy the penises
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.