And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The feeling are messing with the penis
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward