And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..