What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.