he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...