Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.