Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.