I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.