Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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I met the friendliest cop last night
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts