I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.