I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling