IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.