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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.

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(562): I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy. http://tfl.nu/l30m

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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend

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(562): she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend http://tfl.nu/ejvb

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I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset

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(562): I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset http://tfl.nu/nrla

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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him

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(562): he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him http://tfl.nu/6w3v

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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.

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(562): youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period. http://tfl.nu/nfk9

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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas

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(562): Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas http://tfl.nu/zcne

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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.

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(562): I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die. http://tfl.nu/mr7u

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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.

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(562): bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea. http://tfl.nu/kow3

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The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!

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Awkward!

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No he was cute and I said yes!

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(562): The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date! (916): Awkward! (562): No he was cute and I said yes! http://tfl.nu/pzog

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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.

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(562): I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up. http://tfl.nu/b3gr

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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.

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(562): Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup. http://tfl.nu/ksxk

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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome

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(562): He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome http://tfl.nu/u3j0

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Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.

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The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt

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fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me

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(323): Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though. (562): The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt (323): fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me http://tfl.nu/hrtm

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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on

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(562): Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on http://tfl.nu/30zy

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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.

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(562): don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you. http://tfl.nu/zbku

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