I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.