No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.