Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Iowa (515)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection. http://tfl.nu/608m
  Replies (7) Good night (615) Bad night (2571) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation" http://tfl.nu/vmn5
  Replies (10) Good night (3193) Bad night (709)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer http://tfl.nu/4g9e
  Replies (5) Good night (2099) Bad night (614) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard. http://tfl.nu/ob2l
  Replies (1) Good night (621) Bad night (1475) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises. http://tfl.nu/86bb
  Replies (5) Good night (462) Bad night (1349) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/dbsh
  Replies (10) Good night (2860) Bad night (504) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME! http://tfl.nu/9v3y
  Replies (16) Good night (2736) Bad night (809) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker. http://tfl.nu/28bg
  Replies (18) Good night (6049) Bad night (518) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him. http://tfl.nu/q8r5
  Replies (10) Good night (3272) Bad night (760) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included http://tfl.nu/xxv8
  Replies (4) Good night (3835) Bad night (445) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped. http://tfl.nu/qksr
  Replies (6) Good night (3839) Bad night (764) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him. http://tfl.nu/f51r
  Replies (5) Good night (587) Bad night (2168) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack. http://tfl.nu/7j66
  Replies (2) Good night (1518) Bad night (433) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker. http://tfl.nu/o20c
  Replies (15) Good night (585) Bad night (2594) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.

  (515): View more from Iowa

  I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared. (515): I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong. http://tfl.nu/g00k
  Replies (4) Good night (1849) Bad night (460)