I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.