Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway