How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good