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My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"

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(270): My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50" http://tfl.nu/q36v

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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.

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I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot

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(270): The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys. (817): I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot http://tfl.nu/5unc

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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to

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(270): I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to http://tfl.nu/v0lt

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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer

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wtf?

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I'm going back tonight

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(270): Her idea of kinky involved a tazer (850): wtf? (270): I'm going back tonight http://tfl.nu/a9kb

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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.

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Now it's a party.

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(270): A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face. (1-270): Now it's a party. http://tfl.nu/6390

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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..

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(270): You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it.. http://tfl.nu/hsv3

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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.

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(270): I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom. http://tfl.nu/aek1

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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing

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(270): So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing http://tfl.nu/i92f

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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.

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(270): Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband. http://tfl.nu/lfj6

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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.

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(270): True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor. http://tfl.nu/bso0

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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.

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(270): I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms. http://tfl.nu/29v1

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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.

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(270): I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk. http://tfl.nu/wgbm

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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.

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(270): My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there. http://tfl.nu/pghu

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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.

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(270): No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife. http://tfl.nu/ovxt

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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?

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(270): I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today? http://tfl.nu/zwes

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