it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
I'm going back tonight