We won't sleep together?
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
R you on birth control?
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls