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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
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