FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.