Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.