Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.