So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
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My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
You're completely useless in the revolution.