My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
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these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.