So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.