I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I smell stomach acid.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?