The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I think I died a long time ago.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Writing my paper on freud at bar
Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children