Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.