you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you