Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me