i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
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Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
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