I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?