I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
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Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
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Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles