Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
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I'm lost and stupid without you.
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs