she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
worst night to have a conscience
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.