Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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worst night to have a conscience
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.