I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My ATM looks so different sober.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society