If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone