You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?