He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?