Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?