Where did you get a picture of my penis
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.