first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend