he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises