I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.