The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."