If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?