i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?